A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne…
The woman perks up and says, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!’
‘What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ‘This is a special day for me…. I am celebrating’
‘This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!’ says the woman.
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
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Italian Pregnancy
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you’
I want to know!’
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
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Working people frequently ask ‘retired people’ what they do to make their
days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break”?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
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