PINCH MY NIPPLES!!
A woman tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. The clerk explains that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on ‘special’.
Suddenly, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! “Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!”
The befuddled clerk runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to the lady and asks, “Ma’am what’s wrong?”
A WOMEN’S REVENGE
I was working at the checkout in the supermarket one day.
‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after packing item’s the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
A group of primary school infants go on a trip to the races to learn about horses.
When it’s time to take the children to the toilet it is decided that the girls will go with one teacher and the boys with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys is waiting outside when one of the boys comes out to tell her that none of them can reach the urinal.
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with
a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on
talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000′. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’