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Pastor, my dog is dead.

Could there be a service for the poor creature?

Pastor replied, “No, we can’t have service for an animal in this church.

But there is a new church down d road, Maybe, they will do something for the animal”.

The man answered, Pastor, but do u think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service in that church?

Pastor, exclaimed, Sweet Jesus! Why did’nt u tell me the dog was a christian.

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2 short jokes.

Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate!

When I said ‘white’ they lectured me on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.

Bloody Hovis Witnesses.

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2 short jokes

Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the design on the edge of the apple pies.

Horrified she screams “Have you not got a tool?”

“Aye I do” says Paddy “But I uses it for the doughnuts!”

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A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheatie’s box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

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A woman’s revenge

A WOMEN’S REVENGE

I was working at the checkout in the supermarket one day.
‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after packing item’s the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

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Take off my Bra

A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. “Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!”
 
 “Good..”
 
 “Now I also want you to take off my Bra.”

 “Good…”
 
 “Now can you take off my panties.”
 
 “Very Good! Now, don’t let me catch you wearing them again!”

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