Man Flu – The Facts…
1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)
2. Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
Girl comes in for a Checkup
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.
I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me .
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
Billy arranges a Doctors appointment and when he goes to see the Doctor he tells the Doc he wants to be castrated.
Are you sure, asked the Doc. Yes I definitely want to be castrated Billy replies.
Have you discussed this with your wife, asked the Doc.
Of course I have, we both think it would be a good idea.
Well if your absolutely sure, I’ll arrange for a hospital appointment, The Doc said.
In due course the hospital sent Billy an appointment date to have the procedure carried out.