elderly couple


An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work. 

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather tentatively.

“I would like it infrequently,” she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered – “Is that one word or two?”

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3 responses to “elderly couple

  1. Got sent this one today…RETIRED HUSBAND

    Carol left a joke to-day which has been posted, please see here.

    https://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/03/24/retired-husband/

  2. Brilliant joke, i’ll post it and give your site name a credit.

  3. Carol please see here and let me know if its ok.
    https://jokesandhumourworld.wordpress.com/2012/03/24/retired-husband/

    And thank you for subscribing.

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