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Blonde Pilot.

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. 
 
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
 
 “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
 
And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

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12 blonde jokes

Blonde Joke’s

What did the blonde say about blonde joke’s.   She said they were pretty good but might offend some Pueto Rican’s.

Why do blonde’s take the pill?    So they know what day of the week it is.

How does a blonde commit suicide ?    She gather’s her clothe’s into pile and jump’s off.

What can save a dying blonde ?    Hair transplant’s.

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13 blonde jokes

A blonde was on her way to disneyland,   but she went home when she seen a sign saying, ” disneyland left “.

How do blonde brain cell’s die ?   Alone.

How do you change a blonde’s mind ?   Blow in her ear.

How do you confuse a blonde?  You don’t, they are born that way.

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80,000 blonde’s meet in the Kansas City Chief’s Stadium for a blonde’s are not stupid convention .

The leader say’s, We are all here today to prove to the world that blonde’s are not stupid.  Can I have a volunteer.

A blonde gingerly work’s her way through the crowd and step’s up to the stage.

The leader ask’s her, What is 15 plus 15, after 15 or 20 seconds she says, eighteen. Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 blonde’s start cheering, Give her another chance! Give her another chance!

The leader say ‘s. Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I guess we can give her another chance.

So he ask’s, what is 5 plus 5. After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, ninety.

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Broken finger

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me”.

“The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed,then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.

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