Retired poeple

Working people frequently ask ‘retired people’ what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break”?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires.
So I called him a “doughnut eating Gestapo.”
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t care.
I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on
had a bumper sticker that said “Stormers.”

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.
It’s important to my health.

If you are a senior you will understand this one,
if you deal with seniors this should help you
understand them a little better,
and if you are not a senior yet……..
God willing, someday you will be. . . . .



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2 responses to “Retired poeple

  1. Ina

    🙂 I think it is a good way to see the funny part of life, at any age!

  2. Its the only way to look at life sometimes.

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