Two Irish blokes walk into a pub.

“How many should we have this time?” asks the first one.

“Remember last time we were in here we had four and we didn’t finish the last one.”

“Don’t worry, this time we’ll get only three.

Hey barman, three bags of crisps and twenty pints of Guinness please!”


Paddys Wife gave birth to Triplets!!

”How in Gods name did That happen says Paddy??”

His Wife replies, ”Remember the Night I was very Dry and we had no Vaseline so I used 3 in 1 oil??”

”Holy Jaysus says Paddy, I’m fuking glad we didn’t use WD40!!’



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