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Sex of a fly

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
“What are you doing?”
She asked.
“Hunting Flies”

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chicken farmer

A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne…

The woman perks up and says, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!’

‘What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ‘This is a special day for me…. I am celebrating’

‘This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!’ says the woman.

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Rottweiler joke

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”

“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.”

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

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Two female parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father,I have a problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.’

‘What do they say?’ the priest inquired.

They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’

‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.

‘You know,’ he said, ‘I may have a solution to your problem.

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Bear joke

Bear on the roof

A man in Michigan wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the
yellow pages, and sure enough, there’s an ad for North Bear Removers.”

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.

He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean old pit bull.

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