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Aer Lingus Flight 101

Aer Lingus Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to,, one night, with Paddy the Pilot, and Shamus the co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out the front window.

“B’jeesus,” said Paddy “Will ye look at how fakin short dat runway is.”

“You’re not fakin kiddin, Paddy” replied Shamus.

“Dis is gonna be one of the trickiest landings you’re ever gonna see,” said Paddy.

“You’re not fakin kiddin, Paddy.” replied Shamus.

“Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse” said Paddy.

“Right, I’ll be doing dat” replied Shamus.

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Airplane joke

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.

I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

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