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Scottish Policeman Stops Lawyer.

Scottish Cop
 
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
 

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!
 
Glasgow cop says, ” Licence and registration, please.”

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Traffic camera

TRAFFIC CAMERA

My wife was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera.

She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

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Retired poeple

Working people frequently ask ‘retired people’ what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break”?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

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Wife hit by bus

This  guy was sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the  door.

There  were two police officers there.

He  asked them “Is there a problem?”

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Running a red light

A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for .
The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

The motorist instantly goes  on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

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