Pastor, my dog is dead.
Could there be a service for the poor creature?
Pastor replied, “No, we can’t have service for an animal in this church.
But there is a new church down d road, Maybe, they will do something for the animal”.
The man answered, Pastor, but do u think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service in that church?
Pastor, exclaimed, Sweet Jesus! Why did’nt u tell me the dog was a christian.
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he’d make a deal with his son,
“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut, then we’ll talk about the car.”
One upon a time there were two evil brothers. They were filthy rich and used their money to keep their wickedness out of the public eye.
They went to church every Sunday and pretended to be perfect Christians. Their vicar was a doddery old fool who had no idea what they were really like.
But one day the vicar died and a new one took over. This vicar wasn’t a fool. He saw through the brothers straight away.
He was an eloquent, truthful and powerful speaker and, in a very short time, the congregation doubled.