A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.
Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.
Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him.
How the Fight Started…
“When our lawnmower broke down and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But somehow I always had something else to take care of first… golf, the boat, making beer… always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a way to make her point.
Nine Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’ she explained. ‘I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.’
Paddy rings his new girlfriends door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.