How the Fight Started…
“When our lawnmower broke down and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But somehow I always had something else to take care of first… golf, the boat, making beer… always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a way to make her point.
Paddy goes to college to sign up and meets the head of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic subjects:- English, Maths, History and Logic.”
Logic? What’s that?” Paddy asks. The head says “I’ll give you an example.
Do you own a lawnmower?”
“Then logically speaking, I would say you have a garden.”