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How the Fight Started: joke

How the Fight Started…

“When our lawnmower broke down and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But somehow I always had something else to take care of first… golf, the boat, making beer… always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a way to make her point.

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Paddy goes to college joke.

Paddy goes to college to sign up and meets the head of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic subjects:- English, Maths, History and Logic.”

Logic? What’s that?” Paddy asks. The head says “I’ll give you an example.

Do you own a lawnmower?”

“Yeah.”

“Then logically speaking, I would say you have a garden.”

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