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How the Fight Started: joke

How the Fight Started…

“When our lawnmower broke down and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But somehow I always had something else to take care of first… golf, the boat, making beer… always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a way to make her point.

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Paddy on ‘ millionaire ‘

Paddy, has just got his 2nd question right on who wants to be a millionaire and is now on £200.

Here is the 3rd question.

Who was the great train robber?

was it.

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Rich man joke

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.

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