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Two evil brothers

One upon a time there were two evil brothers. They were filthy rich and used their money to keep their wickedness out of the public eye.

They went to church every Sunday and pretended to be perfect Christians. Their vicar was a doddery old fool who had no idea what they were really like.

But one day the vicar died and a new one took over. This vicar wasn’t a fool. He saw through the brothers straight away.

He was an eloquent, truthful and powerful speaker and, in a very short time, the congregation doubled.

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Dig, Dig, Dig, Old Man Joke.

Dig, Dig, Dig
 
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they Hated each other.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”
Neighbours feared him.

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