Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance’.

Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.

‘ Operator: ‘What is your location sir?

‘ Paddy: ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .

‘ Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?

‘ Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute.

Operator: ‘Are you there sir?

‘ More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?

‘ This goes on for another few minutes until…. Operator:

‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?

‘ Paddy: ‘Yes, sorry about dat… I couldn’t spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street ..’



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6 responses to “Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance’.

  1. lanceleuven

    Another great one! 🙂

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