2 short jokes


Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the design on the edge of the apple pies.

Horrified she screams “Have you not got a tool?”

“Aye I do” says Paddy “But I uses it for the doughnuts!”

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A Scotsman will shag a sheep at the edge of a cliff so the sheep has to back into him.

An Englishman places the sheeps two hind legs into his wellies so he cannot run away.

An Irishman calmly places the sheep on her back. That way he can snog her at the same time.

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2 responses to “2 short jokes

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  2. noman

    ur r humorous yaar
    i like ur body language

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