Rich man joke

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.

“Oh, come along with me then.” the man from the limousine said excitedly.

“But sir, I have a wife with two children!”

“Bring them along! And you, come with us too!” he said to the other man.

“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.

“Bring them as well!”

So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine.

One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, “Sir, you are too kind.

Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The rich man replied, “No, thank you… the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!”



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5 responses to “Rich man joke

  1. lanceleuven

    There’s nothing like a Good Samaritan to help the needy!

    • That was quick Lance, samaritan’s are very helpful šŸ™‚

      • lanceleuven

        Samaritan’s are indeed very helpful. Although even on the scale of Samaritan’s I think this guy sets the bar pretty high. I think we all can learn a great deal from his example. I think we can also get a glimpse of the kind of savvy that made him a rich man in the first place! šŸ™‚

  2. oh god that was so tacky yet so funny šŸ˜‰

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