Dentist Joke


One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.”

Β Looking annoyed the man says, “That’s still too expensive!”

“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.”

“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”

“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10.”

“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”

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10 responses to “Dentist Joke

  1. I was walking past a cemetery the other day and I saw four guys carrying a coffin round and round the place. I past by again three hours later and these guys were STILL walking around carrying the coffin. I thought, “They’ve lost the fucking plot”. πŸ˜€

  2. lanceleuven

    Nice one!

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