The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, “Put those on.”

The bride replies, “I can’t wear your trousers.”

He replies, “And don’t forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!”

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, “Try those on!”

He replies,”I can’t get into your knickers!”

“And you never bloody will if you don’t change your attitude.”



Filed under Marriage

6 responses to “Newlyweds

  1. lanceleuven

    And the proper balance has been returned!

  2. Thanks for starting my day with a giggle, the oldies are the goodies!

  3. This is probably suitable for the ‘marriage’ page of jokes…

    How the Fight Started…

    “When our lawnmower broke down and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first… golf, the boat, making beer… always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of nail scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was only gone a minute and, when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

    I said, “When you’ve finished cutting the grass, you might like to sweep the driveway.”

    And that’s when the fight started…

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