Pinch My Nipples : joke.


PINCH MY NIPPLES!!
 
A woman tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. The clerk explains that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on ‘special’.

 Suddenly, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! “Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!”

 The befuddled clerk runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to the lady and asks, “Ma’am what’s wrong?”

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

 Once again, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!

By now a huge crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?

In a huff, the woman says, “Because, I Like To Have My Nipples Pinched When I’m Getting Screwed!”

 The crowd broke into applause and the lady money was quickly refunded!

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