Man on beach joke


A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.

He had no arms and no legs.

Three women (from England, Wales , and Ireland ) were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said, ‘No,’
so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so
she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said,’ave ya ever been fucked, Laddie?’
The man broke into a big smile and said,`no┬┤.

She said, ‘Aye – You will be when the tide comes.

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