Paddy rings his new girlfriends door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says ‘This is for the flowers!’
‘Don’t be silly’ says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase somewhere!?’
Paddy comes home with bandage around his head.
His wife asks: ‘How did that happen!?’
Paddy: ‘I was in Holland, and they have windmills there.
So I entered a mill and asked how many wings a mill has. The miller said: ‘four’
‘So I looked through the windows and counted 1-2-3-4.
I opened the window and put my head out.
And what do you think?
This mill had five!’