Government Penis Tax

The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.

On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER: effectiveAPRIL 5th , 2012 the penis will now be taxed according to size:

5 – 10 cm—-Nuisance Tax £ 20
10 – 20 cm–Privilege Tax £ 100
20 – 25 cm–Pole Tax £ 250
25 – 30 cm–Luxury Tax £ 500

Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.

Those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.




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8 responses to “Government Penis Tax

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