The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER: effectiveAPRIL 5th , 2012 the penis will now be taxed according to size:
5 – 10 cm—-Nuisance Tax £ 20
10 – 20 cm–Privilege Tax £ 100
20 – 25 cm–Pole Tax £ 250
25 – 30 cm–Luxury Tax £ 500
Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.
Those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.