A blonde was on her way to disneyland, but she went home when she seen a sign saying, ” disneyland left “.
How do blonde brain cell’s die ? Alone.
How do you change a blonde’s mind ? Blow in her ear.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they are born that way.
How do keep a blonde busy all day ? Write ” please turn over ” on both side’s of a piece of paper.
How do you make a blonde laugh on monday morning ? Tell her a joke on friday night.
What are the worst six year’s in a blonde’s life ? Third grade.
What did the blonde get on her IQ test, Saliva.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
What do you call a blonde who dye’s her her brunette ? Artificial inteligence.
What do you call 10 blonde’s standing ear to ear ? A wind tunnel.
What do blonde’s and a beer bottle have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What did the blonde say to the doctor when he told her see was pregnant? ” Is it mine “.