13 blonde jokes

A blonde was on her way to disneyland,   but she went home when she seen a sign saying, ” disneyland left “.

How do blonde brain cell’s die ?   Alone.

How do you change a blonde’s mind ?   Blow in her ear.

How do you confuse a blonde?  You don’t, they are born that way.

How do keep a blonde busy all day ?  Write ” please turn over ” on both side’s of a piece of paper.

How do you make a blonde laugh on monday morning ?  Tell her a joke on friday night.

What are the worst six year’s in a blonde’s life ?  Third grade.

What did the blonde get on her IQ test,  Saliva.

What do you call a blonde with a brain?   A golden retriever.

What do you call a blonde who dye’s her her brunette ?   Artificial inteligence.

What do you call 10  blonde’s standing ear to ear ?   A wind tunnel.

What do blonde’s and a beer bottle have in common?   They are both empty from the neck up.

What did the blonde say to the doctor when he told her see was pregnant?    ”  Is it mine “.



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4 responses to “13 blonde jokes

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