Confessional box


A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap etc.

Cigars and liqueur chocolates are nearby and, on the wall, a fine display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession.

But I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be”.

The priest replies: “Get out, you idiot, you’re on my side.”

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2 responses to “Confessional box

  1. hahahahahahaha
    that’s hysterical

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