Wallmart job


My new Wal-Mart job

After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Can I get you a buggy. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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6 responses to “Wallmart job

  1. Hahaha! That’s supervisor is stupid. It sounds like a perfect match to me! 🙂

  2. Linda , i thought it was a perfect answer 🙂

  3. that is the funniest thing I ever read. Love it!

  4. Sightsnbytes, i’m glad you liked it and please do call back.

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