Two english businessmen in Manchester were sitting down for a coffee break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some idiot is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked ‘ What are ye selling? ‘
One of the men replied sarcastically, ‘ We’re selling ass-holes.’
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman man said, ‘Ah so, your doing very well, only two left!