Two eggs and bacon


My wife and I went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Seniors’ Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’

‘Then, I’ll have to charge you £3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her.

‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.

‘YES!’ stated the waitress.

’I’ll take the “Special” then,’ my wife said.

‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.

‘Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake!

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One response to “Two eggs and bacon

  1. Ina

    lol something like this happend when my husband and I ordered a meal in England recently. If we ordered a complerte menu with mashed pies, fish and chips and tea with toast ( ! I don’t understand the combination lol) it was less money , 9,99 than if we just ordered fish and chips for some reason. I just didn’t touch the mash and my husband ordered a beer.

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