Wife hit by bus


This  guy was sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the  door.

There  were two police officers there.

He  asked them “Is there a problem?”

One  of the police officers asked if he was married and the man says “yes.”
The officer asks if he could see a picture of his wife.

The  guy says “sure” and shows him a picture of his  wife.

The  officer says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a bus.”

The  guy says, “I know,  –  but she has a great personality, and she’s a good cook!

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