This guy was sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the door.
There were two police officers there.
He asked them “Is there a problem?”
One of the police officers asked if he was married and the man says “yes.”
The officer asks if he could see a picture of his wife.
The guy says “sure” and shows him a picture of his wife.
The officer says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a bus.”
The guy says, “I know, – but she has a great personality, and she’s a good cook!