granda and a frog


A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room.

“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly.

“As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!

“What?” said her Grandpa.

“Make a noise like a frog – because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney Land !!!

 

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  1. Bryan Wrightson

    The World’s leaders were gathered in the conference centre in Brussels when fire broke out on the lower floor. “Everyone to the roof” shouted Bill Clinton. “Follow me” cried Tony Blair. Women and children first screamed Frau Merkel, and so the stampede began. As they reached the roof a helicopter swooped in through the smoke towards them. The pilot, unable to land for the press of people threw down a rope ladder, and the great and the good scrambled upward clinging on for grim death. The pilot tried to lift away from the building but there were too many on the ladder. Looking down they saw a lady interpreter was on the bottom rung. “Someone will have to jump” Clinton said. “But who” asked Blair,” the World cannot do without us”.
    The lady interpreter looked up at all these clever people clinging to the ladder. ” I will jump” she called. “Women can always make the ultimate sacrifice, We bring the children into this World, we care for them, we nurture them, encourage them, chastise them and keep them always from harm, moulding them into good citizens, who may ,one day, become great leaders like yourselves” And all the Great Leaders applauded…..the helicopter rose easily into clear air bearing just one single person.
    Never underestimate the power of a woman!

  2. Bryan Wrightson

    An Englishman an Irishman and a Chinese chap turned up at a building site looking for work. The foreman interviewed them. “We aren’t looking for workers yet but I’ll start you on a trial basis to see how you go”. “I need that heap of sand moved across the yard. “You can sweep” he told the Englishman, and you can shovel he told the Irishman, and you can be in charge of supplies he told the Chinese chap. ” I’ll be back in an hour or two” he continued, and left.
    He returned two hours later to find the Englishman leaning against a stack of pallets. “Why aren’t you sweeping? ” he growled. “No brush” answered the Englishman. Paddy was sitting on the top of the stack. And why aren’t you shovelling” he snarled? “No shovels” grinned Paddy. “And where the heck’s that Chinese feller” he asked REALLY ANNOYED. Just then the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pallets,……..”Supplies, supplies” he shouted!

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