old drunk man joke
A police officer sees an older gentleman staggering slightly down the street.
It’s 1:00 in the morning.
The officer pulls the man over for a chat.
“Good evening, sir,” the police officer says. “Is everything OK?”
“Why yes, officer, thank you,” the man says, speaking a bit thickly.
“Where are you headed?” the officer asks.
“I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,” the man says with certainty.
“Sir, it’s 1:00 in the morning,” the policeman says. “Who would be giving a lecture on that topic at this hour?”
The man straightens up, looks the officer in the eye and says, ” my wife “