Drunk old man.


old drunk man joke

A police officer sees an older gentleman staggering slightly down the street.

It’s 1:00 in the morning.

The officer pulls the man over for a chat.

“Good evening, sir,” the police officer says. “Is everything OK?”

“Why yes, officer, thank you,” the man says, speaking a bit thickly.
“Where are you headed?” the officer asks.

“I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,” the man says with certainty.

“Sir, it’s 1:00 in the morning,” the policeman says. “Who would be giving a lecture on that topic at this hour?”

The man straightens up, looks the officer in the eye and says, ” my wife “

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